Dirty Talk

To clean your coffee grinder, grind some uncooked rice.

To remove smells, like smoke, from wood furniture, I crumple clean newspapers and leave them in the cabinets. Change daily. For fabrics I have put baking soda in small fabric bag, inside a trashbag with the smelly clothes.

Permanent Marker - try rubbing alcohol to remove or at least fade.

I use water heated in my coffee pot or the microwave to soak the gunk under the burners of my electric stovetop. I soak all that up, then I pour a 2nd set of water with dish soap.