Dirty Talk

Good tip about using cat litter in your bathroom on here - I use it to soak up oil spills in the garage. Just pour it over, leave it a day or so and then hoover or sweep it up.

to remove hair dye or paint from a painted surface spray surface with plenty of cheap hairspray and lave then rinse with hot water then repeat until it comes out.

To get rid of basically any liquid stains (best works fresh or near to fresh) on carpets simply sprinkle some salt down, leave it and the stain will go into the salt, then vacume the salt away!

Do NOT use ammonia for removing pet stains. It smells like urine to cats and dogs, so they will be tempted to return and relieve themselves in the same area. Use an enzyme based pet stain cleaner as directed- it gets the stain and smell out. If there is a present lingering dog/cat smell - get your carpets steam cleaned and get your pet potty trained! Don't coop them up in one space too long, or there will be accidents.

If you need to clean wooden window frames just use warm soapy water - anything else can strip the paint. Just make sure that you dry it thoroughly afterwards.

use milton on your whites. they come up great.

to get rid of fag smells, put a bowl of vinegar hidden in a room - cover the bowl with cling film and make tiny holes in it so it doesn't spill

A fabric softener dryer sheet in a dresser drawer will keep clothing stored inside sweet smelling ( and so nice to open up too)

If you’re fed up of a smelly house, try putting some aromatherapy oil on a cotton ball and putting it inside your vacuum bag. As you vacuum up dirt you’ll leave a great smell behind.

For old dog piddle smells and stains, use one bottle hydrogenperoxide 2%, 2T baking soda and 1T dish soap. Pour on stain generously. Let dry, then vacuum. A miracle!